▸ PROFILE // user_0001

lazy_c4t

[ digital ghost. permanently lagging. ]
indie games · vrchat · react · hangout

currently: buffering life.exe
▸ quick_facts.ini READ-ONLY
TIME IN MACHINE
—
Caffeine TODAY
3 Drinks
HRS SLEPT
Not Enough
VIBE CHECK
passing
▸ currently infected with
  • GAME Hearthstone 92 hrs
  • SONG whatever's playing on loop 21 plays today
  • SHOW some 2004 anime s2 ep4
  • SNACK goldfish (ironic) whole bag
  • TAB 87 open tabs unwell
▸ badges.html ACHIEVEMENTS
things I've done / am / own. in blinkie form.
lazy_c4t
PETTING SYSTEM v2.0
LV.1 KITTEN
♥ AFFECTION
0 / 100
🐟 HUNGER
full
⚡ CHAOS
0%
> system ready. cat detected.
🔥 streak: day 1 🎖 0 / 6 unlocked
schedule.exe — □ x
▸ WEEKLY TRANSMISSION LOG

when the ghost appears ▸

Attention!
NEXT STREAM ▸ check the grid above ▸ times are EST because I refuse to learn UTC ▸ schedule subject to vibes ▸ ADHD may extend or cancel any session ▸
Attention!
about_me.txt 3.2 KB
▸ FILE // lore.log

who is in the machine ▸

once upon a download, I was a regular person. then I got sucked into the digital world and now I live here. permanently. immortal. slightly buffering.

I can't leave. you can't make me leave. the wifi IS the afterlife.

I mostly play indie games, hang out in VRChat, watch weird videos with the chat, and talk about nothing for 4 hours at a time. you'll get attached. I'll forget to mention it's 3am. we're both going to lose sleep. it'll be fine.

speciesHuman (allegedly)
formdigital ghost
ageyes
pronounsHe/Him
locationinside the computer
latency∞ ms
favorite foodgoldfish
nemesiscaptcha
skillssleeping, reacting, being unwell about a video game
▸ tip jar // she needs it

feed the ghost ▸

sponsors.html verified ✓
▸ partners // people who pay the bills

sponsors ▸

▸ community // the ghost house

join the server ▸

the haunted server

where we post cat pics, yell about indie games at 2am, and form parasocial bonds that would concern a therapist. all welcome. no normies (jk everyone's a normie here).

▸ ENTER THE SERVER

▸ HOUSE RULES

  1. be nice or be gone
  2. no being weird to each other
  3. tag spoilers >:(
  4. post cat pics in #cat-tax
  5. if you see me online, say hi
▸ business only // no "hey bestie" emails pls

get in touch ▸

▸ business email business@lazyc4t.dev
▸ management — no manager —
send sponsorship decks to the email. 48h response or I ate it.